(Since I post poned my projects until the summer, I figured I give you “All Sun All Moon 9” to make it up to you.)
Clout
It all started on the island of Giardini Naxos Messina, Sicily… in Italy.
I was in my hotel room getting dressed for the beach.
I put my swimming trunks on, put a towel on my head and left the hotel. In front of the hotel there was an orange orchard. I probably would have jumped over to pick a few if it weren’t for the barbed wire.
I turned right down the alley and headed towards the ocean and walked along the board walk towards the beach. On the way to the beach I saw a sign that says “Naxos Got Talent” and “Happy Ideas”.
After that I started coming up with rhymes in my head. I guess music has been one of the most consistent things I’ve ever done all my life. So I come up with song concepts everyday. But I finally made it to the beach and boy was it packed.
It was so humid and hot out side that I laid down on a beach chair for about 2 hours under an umbrella getting a massage from a Vietnamese woman named Kim. I’ve never had a massage that way before in my life. She used a technique that had to be from Vietnam. I guess you had to be there to have witnessed it.
I finally woke up from the massage and saw a line of what appeared to be models walking up and down the beach into the ocean. It was sort of a fashion show without clothes, just sexy bodies. The attitude in the struts screamed, “This is Sicily bitch”.
Allen Hughes
And then what happened next? Was it movie material?
Clout
Of course it was. Italys the fashion capitol of the world. So the attitude is like “we make the style the world wears”. Get me?
Allen Hughes
Yes I get you. Finish the story.
Clout
Ok. So I get up and strut down the beach and jump in the water like everyone else. Jumped out of the water came back up to my beach chair. Then all of a sudden an avalanche of Indians and Africans stormed the beach with their sun glasses, jewelry, and beach clothes for sale. They all spoke perfect Italian. But I ended up finally leaving the beach and prepared myself for dinner.
I looked up in the sky and the full moon was red. I guess it was so hot in Sicily that the moon reflected the sun.
And then it started again.
Allen Hughes
What started again?
Clout
You know. What we talked about.
Allen Hughes
Ok. Well when are you going back to Oslo?
Clout
I’m actually waiting to board my flight right now. Had to get a jet from Blue Star Jets. My guy Dwayne Bohannon hooked me up. Here take down his number. Do you have a pen?
Allen Hughes
Yes. What is it?
Clout
It’s 505 459 5860. He can hook you up with a G4, G5, Helicopter, or even jets with conference rooms on the 2nd floor. Mention Back2TheFresh for the hookup.
Allen Hughes
Ok. Thanks.
Clout
Listen we’re about to take off. I’ll give you a call tomorrow.
Allen Hughes
Cool. Peace.
(Clouts flight finally lands in Oslo. He goes home takes a quick shower, and eats breakfast at a Turkish Restaurant on Karl Johans Gate down the street from the Kings Castle)
(After breakfast he takes a walk through the park before calling
Allen Hughes back)
Clout
Hello Allen
Allen Hughes
Yes.
Clout
I’m finally back in Oslo. During breakfast I brainstormed a little. What do you think of these lines? I been to your hood and I got my passport – You aint the light, I’m the light, all we do is pass torch. I’m the Original Boy
Allen Hughes
Pretty dope but you know I’m not a music producer. I’m in the film biz.
Clout
I know. What about these?I’m tired of these ugly dudes acting like they’re canons out here. Tricking the shit outta the pretty girls #Layback.“Now that ya’ll interfered with my relationship again and got me out here (in America all by myself again). I hope you have a rosary on”. Pro NRA (National Rifle Association) #RepublicanIsTheFuture. If you can’t excercise your 2nd amendment right in the United States legally you shouldn’t have a weapon. #ImLegit. Pennsylvania you can have a weapons permit to carry a concealed weapon. New Jersey you can only keep a weapon in your home. #ImLegit. New Jersey the only time you can carry a weapon is to the shooting range and thats gun in the glove compartment and bullets in the trunk. Who am I?
Allen Hughes
You sound like a fake ass Barack Obama. I need you to say shit like this, “These monkeys don’t wanna see no Gorillas! “
TO BE CONTINUED…
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