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Clout

Didn’t I tell Camden NJ to stop throwing magic on me too many times already? Ya’ll threw it on me the other night before the P.R Parade and ya’ll threw it on the church I was at on Sunday. Republican – Pro NRA – “Let me get a huge field with a gate around it.” They think it’s a game out here. The thing about magic is there is no law against it today like they had in Salem, Massachusetts during the witch trials. These women keep playing around begging for that conversation. Trying to seduced me but only end up getting seduced. You know my name.

Iris

Is that so? You talk so much trash over the phone.

Clout

Oh do I? So, you’re saying I don’t back up what I say?

Iris

Didn’t you just hear me say that?

Clout

Cool. I’ll be over before bed. Make sure you pick up some orange juice and french toast sticks on the way home. I’ll be hungry in the morning.

Iris

Whatever you say.

Clout

No. Whatever I will.

(Clout hangs up the phone and finished his workout)

Iris

Hello, hello, hellooooo. Uuuuhhhh. Whatever. I wonder if french toast sticks will do.