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Clout

The Chief Prince Adam and High Princess Eves,
Don’t lie to Excalibershine, I’m H.E,
H.E stands for His Excellencey, H.E stands for Her Excellency,
Take the sword from her hands sitting next to the tree.

(Pie moves over to the tree and takes the sword out of the hands of the bronze statue)

Pie

Ok. Now what?

Clout

You’re good, real good, the first to take it from her hands,
And now that you’ve broken it I hope they’ll understand.

Pie

What do you mean broken it?

Clout

That statue belongs to Queen Sonja, you pulled a little too hard,
Get it fixed before you take it to the Kings Castle, I’ll pay the charge.

Pie

Would you stop rhyming already? Didn’t know I wasn’t supposed to tug so hard,
I’ll have to rent a truck in Oslo, the statues too big, and I love my car.

Clout

Who taught you how to rhyme?

Pie

I don’t rhyme.

Clout

You just did.

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