Years ago a billionaires daughter aborted my child. I don’t know why she did that because I don’t believe in abortion.

And the sex was recorded by someone else. I was drunk and seduced by the power at the time. It was beyond our control.

And this past summer a picture of my clean penis was sent around from phone to phone [by accident]. I’M SORRY. I sent the picture to the wrong phone and then it just went off! I was just figuring out how to work my Samsung Galaxy.

Thank god I’m healthy and disease free.