Clout

Love is war. It is thee most dangerous kind of war. Have you ever been to war?

Chelsea Singh

I’ve loved but I don’t think I’ve ever been at war.

Clout

Impossible. And that just isn’t possible. What do you love?

Chelsea Singh

I love myself. And I love what I do.

Clout

Ok. You’re at war with yourself then. And no one else.

Chelsea Singh

What makes you say that?

Clout

Because you’re in love with yourself.

Chelsea Singh

And what do you love?

Clout

I love music and film. So naturally its been a war. And I’ve learned to accept that.

Chelsea Singh

Why?

Clout

Because I died at age 29 working on music and film. Wasn’t that a war?

Chelsea Singh

Yes. I’ve heard about it.

(Clout walks behind Chelsea Singh and whispers)

Clout

As soon as they found out that I was a Vampire Wolf hybrid they didn’t know what to do. But as soon as they realized that I possessed psychic power, they strategically positioned witches around me who threw witchcraft to block my psychic power.

Chelsea Singh

So that’s how they tried to trap you in the cities. We all know you need forest and wooded areas. Ok, that explains it.

(Clout sighs, tells Chelsea Singh he’ll be back, and walks over to the window and tweets on his phone)

Clout

@KylieJenner @khloekardashian I know how it feels to be cheated on. ladies. My last girlfriend used a magnum I brought while I was away working. Haven’t had sex in 4 years by choice because of it. Might not have sex until I get married like @lolojones. Cheating isn’t good. It’s sad. Because I’m a psychic + no one can lie to me. It’s a gift god gave me.

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