As good looking as The Situations wife Lauren Pesce is, I did not have sex with her. In fact, I’ve never met her personally. So before you guys get “Mike” fired up as soon as he gets out of jail, we had to put that rumor out.

NEW YORK, NY – AUGUST 20: Lauren Pesce and Mike ?The Situation? Sorrentino attend the 2018 MTV Video Music Awards at Radio City Music Hall on August 20, 2018 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)