Bartender

“A White Boy Named Leroy”. “A Mexican named Todd”. “An Asian named Jose”. “Todd Leroy Jose”. “Todd Leroy Jose” is half white, mexican, & asian.

Ray Silver

Do you know where I can find him?

Bartender

I’ll tell you what. Buy 4 drinks  and I’ll tell you where.

Ray Silver

4 drinks?

Bartender

Just 4 drinks.

Ray Silver

Ok.

Bartender

What’ll you have?

Ray Silver

Mango wheat blue moon, a shot of Hennessy, and a coca cola. And whatever the lady wants.

Bartender

Coming right up.

Ray Silver

Where’s your bathroom?

Bartender

All of the way in the far left hand corner.

Ray Silver

I’ll be back.

(Ray Silver walks to use the rest room and gets on the phone)

Hey. Can you believe that I’m at the bar he works at and he’s acting like he isn’t himself?