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Bartender
“A White Boy Named Leroy”. “A Mexican named Todd”. “An Asian named Jose”. “Todd Leroy Jose”. “Todd Leroy Jose” is half white, mexican, & asian.
Ray Silver
Do you know where I can find him?
Bartender
I’ll tell you what. Buy 4 drinks and I’ll tell you where.
Ray Silver
4 drinks?
Bartender
Just 4 drinks.
Ray Silver
Ok.
Bartender
What’ll you have?
Ray Silver
Mango wheat blue moon, a shot of Hennessy, and a coca cola. And whatever the lady wants.
Bartender
Coming right up.
Ray Silver
Where’s your bathroom?
Bartender
All of the way in the far left hand corner.
Ray Silver
I’ll be back.
(Ray Silver walks to use the rest room and gets on the phone)
Hey. Can you believe that I’m at the bar he works at and he’s acting like he isn’t himself?