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Clout

So the rumor in every American suburb is that after I was struck down by a hit and run driver in Voorhees NJ on the highway, eye witnesses say 2 nights later, I ran through their back yard on all fours. Maybe I did. One thing for sure is that I had amnesia for 4years straight. And for the first 2yrs I didn’t even know I was alive. I thought I was dead. What’s a Vampire Wolf hybrid to do?

Trio

You should probably ignore the rumors. No one knew it would happen that way. Lets watch Ian Somerhalders V Wars on Netflix. I hear it’s pretty good. He isn’t a Vampire in this one.

Clout

He isn’t? What is he?

Trio

A Doctor.

Clout

A Doctor? What is he up too? Speaking of Doctors, they released me from the hospital after 6 hours Feb 20th 2010 after my hit and run.

Trio

That’s 6 days after Valentines Day.

Clout

Right. Could you hand me my Ray-bans?

Trio

For what?

Clout

I’m turning on netflix to watch V Wars. I get anxiety when I watch TV. So I need them.

Trio

That’s right. Good Idea.

(After watching V Wars Clout jumps up)

Clout

V WARS PREDICTED THE CORONA VIRUS! LOOK!

For my Facebook friends https://t.co/u6CXM4tnL4

— Ian Somerhalder (@iansomerhalder) March 15, 2020

Trio

Wow!

Clout

You’re telling me. I have anxiety. I shouldn’t have watched the whole thing.

Trio

All man. Can I go back to Norway with you?

(Clout takes off of his ray bans and indulges in an enjoyable recollection of past events from 2013)

Clout

I love the Norwegian sea. We dove in the deep end while everyone else walked in from the beach. I just loved the mystery of it. You don’t know what’s in it.

At home in Norway. I’ve had the same exact pair of jeans for 12yrs. You know it’s me. After trail running I tried to watch a comedy but hard to do without shades on. I rarely watch tv. I get anxiety. My ex had to force me.

This is the view from the rooftop of the building i lived in. We barbecued every night. And when the Swedish came out they threw a feast on the same roof and invited me. It’s something the Swedish do every year. Fresh seafood. My ex even saved someones life up here.

My ex and I are both global, multi cultural, and diverse. I’m hiding behind a tree playing spy games with her at the park.

My 1st day in Norway. After a long flight. After jogging at 4am because I thought it was 9am. (The sun rises at 4am in the summer). I stood on a beach and thought, “They already know me”

I moved to Norway 3yrs after I ran into Sarah Jessica Parker from Sex In The City in Manhattan while I was going into @starbucks. She almost made me spill my apple chai.