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Clout

So the rumor in every American suburb is that after I was struck down by a hit and run driver in Voorhees NJ on the highway, eye witnesses say 2 nights later, I ran through their back yard on all fours. Maybe I did. One thing for sure is that I had amnesia for 4years straight. And for the first 2yrs I didn’t even know I was alive. I thought I was dead. What’s a Vampire Wolf hybrid to do?

Trio

You should probably ignore the rumors. No one knew it would happen that way. Lets watch Ian Somerhalders V Wars on Netflix. I hear it’s pretty good. He isn’t a Vampire in this one.

Clout

He isn’t? What is he?

Trio

A Doctor.

Clout

A Doctor? What is he up too? Speaking of Doctors, they released me from the hospital after 6 hours Feb 20th 2010 after my hit and run.

Trio

That’s 6 days after Valentines Day.

Clout

Right. Could you hand me my Ray-bans?


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Come out to see me perform SATURDAY, FEB 22ND. The last time I performed was in Europe.

Location: The West End
955 West End Ave.,
New York, NY, 10025

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