CLOUT
I just signed Duronn “Justis James” to our Label. He’s my business partner so technically we both signed him. It was a great move. His record NAVY BLUEBERRY is scheduled to be released on TIDAL tomorrow December 26th 2022. And as far as investors go, we kept them in mind.
TRIO
How so?
CLOUT
Well anyone is allowed to purchase shares of the record NAVY BLUEBERRY behind the scenes. There are 5 million shares in total. We’ve placed 2 million shares available for purchase at $5 per share.
TRIO
I get it. So the record is a stock! That is a great idea.
CLOUT
Precisely. It’s a new way to use music royalties. It’s extremely lucrative. A win-win situation for everyone involved. Oh I almost forgot Merry Christmas.
TRIO
What is it?
(Hands over a sheet of paper)
CLOUT
Read it.
TRIO
It says that I am the owner of 5,000 shares of NAVY BLUEBERRY. $5 per share. Thank you. Come with me.

(Trio drinks a glass of wine after having sex with Clout while he’s running water into the hot tub) 

I didn’t know Duronn “Justis James” was your business partner. He’s pretty good. Why don’t you see if you can move the NAVY BLUEBERRY release back until January 5th 2023. That way I can get an autograph before it’s released. 

CLOUT

(Sighs) 

For you? Maaaaaybe.

TRIO

Yes!

(Clout leaves the room for 3 minutes to call Duronn “Justis James”)

CLOUT 

Happy Holidays Jus!

DURONN “JUSTIS JAMES”

Happy Holidays Clout. Whatsuuup? 

CLOUT

Whatsuuup?

DURONN “JUSTIS JAMES“

Whatsuuuup?

CLOUT 

Whatsuuuup?

DURONN “JUSTIS JAMES”

Whatsuuuup

CLOUT

Whatsuuuup

DURONN “JUSTIS JAMES” 

Whatsuuup? That’s cool.

CLOUT 

Jan 5th?

DURONN “JUSTIS JAMES” 

Jan 5th. See you on New Years Eve.

CLOUT

Done. 

(Clout hangs up the phone with Duronn “Justis James” and walks back into the room with Trio.)

Done. 

TRIO

What?

CLOUT 

Autograph.

TRIO 

(Whispers)

Kiss me.

ALL SUN ALL MOON has been moved back until October 31st 2024.